why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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