A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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knock knock come in

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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