why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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The Joke Below

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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your mom

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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