A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A man died.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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