Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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men's rights activists

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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your life

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