Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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