What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Davey Peterson.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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