Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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