What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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9/11.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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whats up fuch you bitch

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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