Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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your mother

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Oh, right

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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