Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -22

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

thumb_up thumb_down +27

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

thumb_up thumb_down -41

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +4

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats polish and black a polish black person

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops