Yo Mama just died.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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jibby jobby

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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WILLYS

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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