Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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A bar walks into a man

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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what sucks? things that suck

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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