why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Testicles.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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boobs.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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