Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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