A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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