Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Andy Carrol

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How high is a Chinaman

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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