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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Get on the boat.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

whats hairy and crys your mom

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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