Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Your life That's the joke

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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honest politician

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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