what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Gay rights

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What is next?

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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