Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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