Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Andy Carrol

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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