What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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