An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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A snake walks into a bar

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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alert("The Game");

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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