What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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ass in my face ? no

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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