What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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