A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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