What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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