The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Women's Rights

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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