Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Help I'm being raped!

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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