- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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