Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Nickelback.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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You having friends.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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