Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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