What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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