- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

but there is a road to the super market

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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