Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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69

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Anti Joke

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