What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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