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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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i like pie.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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