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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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