Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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