A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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