- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

I can't think of a joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

roses are red violets should be purple

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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