i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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