why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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