Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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OOOOPPS /

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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