Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Where are you going Your house

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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