- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

I'm Spartacus

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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