Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Where's my tractor?

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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