what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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knock knock

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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