Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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ObamaCare

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9/11

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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