Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Robert Mugabe.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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This one sucks!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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