What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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