- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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