roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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