What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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