Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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a man said hi.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Cancer

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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kk

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Anti Joke

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