What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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women's rights

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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nipple

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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