Penis

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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