- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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