Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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