Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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salad days!

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Anti Joke

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