Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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The Moon Landing.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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We are lawyers

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Anti Joke

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