A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Chikin nuggets

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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