What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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leon harney ya pikey

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Wats a joke?

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Dick Chaney

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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A midget walks under a bar

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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