your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Pianca going ham

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Hello world

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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