what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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