What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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