What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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women rights

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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