A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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shut up elliot

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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