What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Global Warming.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Rebecca Black.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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