Why did the book disappear?

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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