How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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miha kako si?

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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