What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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