How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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